"Die Eintagsfliege wird bereits zwölf Stunden nach ihrer Geburt von ihrer Midlife-Crisis erwischt. Das muss man sich mal klarmachen!" -Loriot-

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

1300 B.C.:
God gives Ten Commandments to Israelites, making them His Chosen People and granting them eternal protection under Divine Law. Nothing bad ever happens to Jews again.

"Jesus SAVES!!! The rest of you take full damage."

"Will he live?"-"Yes."
"And he and Guenhwyvar will...?"-"Yes."
"Khaiven, will I ever have a son?"-"Yes."
"Just 'yes'? No riddles? That frightens me."

Your judgement is not my problem

1300 B.C.:
God gives Ten Commandments to Israelites, making them His Chosen People and granting them eternal protection under Divine Law. Nothing bad ever happens to Jews again.

"Jesus SAVES!!! The rest of you take full damage."

Haaaaaaaaaalt !!!!!!!<br /><br />Noch nicht sterben !!!!!!!!<br /><br />Ich habe doch noch garnicht fertiggefoltert !!!!!!!<br /><br />Wirst du wohl ........... !! [Blockierte Grafik: http://www.vaultofsages.de/phpbb/images/smiles/icon_multikiller.gif]